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"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars."
- Philosopher Kahlil Gibran
DUMB THINGS DONE
this list is the tame stuff! i have done a lot worse!
updated 11th november 08
have had 5 concussions
been knocked out once
been stabbed with a pen
broken 34 bones
bruised lots of bones
ripped cartilage on my sternum
badly bruised 3 discs in my neck
had a guy jump from a 6m roof and land on me
been electrocuted twice
got 5 stitches
green broke leg(bent bone without breaking!)
dislocated metacarpal
lost 60% of all sences
ate a cigarette
ate a praying mantis
ate a cockroach
ate a grasshopper
streaked through 3 parties
absailed down a 100 metre cliff face
rock climbed up a 50 metre cliff face
rolled about 4 cars
been hit by 2 cars
been slapped by grannies
dyed my hair random colours includin pink
been run down by a pensioner in a cart
had pensioners yell at me
been called white trash by a guard
had a crowd surfing midget land on me
got my lip pierced...twice
got my nose pierced twice in one sitting
put my tongue in a electric shock game
lit my tongue on fire
jumped off roofs
bellyflopped off a roof onto a bed
went out with my complete opposite
been chased by a hobo!
nearly given a old man a heart attack
silly stringed the shit outta a white skyline
had food poisoning 4 times
had a drink spiked
answered the front door naked
slammed my head on a metal rail
shitloads in trolleys
ate glass
jumped in hedges
blended a meatball sub and ate it
drank a full ash tray with bundy
rode a garbage bin 200 metres down a hill
snorted a line of pepper through a straw
got hit in the head by a mars bar thrown by a pensioner
ate watermelon we buried at the beach
been to every big day out since 2003
rolled down 2 flights of stairs
been kicked out of city myers 5 times
skolled frozen cokes
ordered maccas on a car roof
been banned from vic park maccas
yelled out my order at maccas
busked for $2
electrocuted myself as a joke
been punched in the head way too many times
gone thru a checkout with my hands down my pants
fly kicked thru a road sign
snorted jacks and coke (bad nose bleed!)
screamed out 'i am not a duck' at a airport
hit someone playing golf
hit a car on a highway playing golf
been shot by a air rifle
been attacked by a dog
written hammer time under stop signs
drank a bottle of jacks
sang 'i touch myself' in several stores
spewed about 8 litres of liquid in one sitting
corked both thighs in a bike stack
snorted a line of pepper...twice...sober
drank a pint of beer, tequilla, salt, pepper and friends spit
screamed 'i am not a duck' in the city
sweared for 5 minutes straight in the city
drank 4 red bulls & 9 beroccas
drank 12 red bulls with 2 no doz plus tablets
brought a panda costume
brought a ninja costume
brought a grim reaper costume
brought a megaphone
gone thru maccas drive tru with costumes on
ordered maccas with the megaphone
threw a banana at a lawyer
met a female with 3 nipples
threw up on purpose in the middle of a food court
i have died 5 times
survived a huge car crash
been asked out by many guys
became a nudist for a week in winter
burnt myself cooking during nudist week
been chased by a dog naked
drank half a litre of gravy
drank a bottle of sauce
snorted powerade powder
snorted chilli powder
rubbed tiger balm on my testicles
put deep heat up my nose
gargled dishwashing liquid
burped bubbles from the liquid
nearly got tasered by a cop
drank 5 bottles of spirits in 5 days
ripped a hole in my liver
cant drink booze for a year since feb 08
not having a haircut in 2 years startin feb 08
and a lot more i cant mention
Favorite Music
I HAVE MET
Mitch Lucker (Suicide Silence)
Brandan Schieppati (Bleeding Through)
Brian Leppke (Bleeding Through)
Marta Peterson (Bleeding Through)
Jona Weinhofen (Bring Me The Horizon)
Oli Sykes (Bring Me The Horizon)
Peter Dolving (The Haunted)
Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die)
Andrew Williams (Every Time I Die)
Jordan Buckley (Every Time I Die)
Michael Novak (Ex Every Time I Die)
Candace Kucsulain (Walls of Jericho)
Cory Brandan Putman (Norma Jean)
Scottie Henry (Norma Jean)
Daniel Davison (Ex Norma Jean)
Alex Varkatzas (Atreyu)
Sameer Bhattacharya (Flyleaf)
Jared Hartmann (Flyleaf)
Pat Seals (Flyleaf)
James Culpepper (Flyleaf)
Phil Bozeman (Whitechapel)
Zach Roth (Ex Still Remains)
Jason Wood (Ex Still Remains)
Evan Wiley (Ex Still Remains)
A.J. Barrette (Ex Still Remains)
Cameron MacIntosh (Ex Still Remains)
Steve Schallert (Ex Still Remains)
Jordan Gilliam (Ex Still Remains)
Dino Cazares (Fear Factory / Divine Heresy)
Tim Yeung (Divine Heresy)
Joe Payne (Divine Heresy)
Tommy "Vext" Cummings (Ex Divine Heresy)
Trevor Phipps (Unearth)
Winston McCall (Parkway Drive)
Stephen Carpenter (Deftones)
Matt Caughthran (The Bronx)
Joby J. Ford (The Bronx)
Jorma Vik (The Bronx)
Ken Horne (The Bronx)
James Tweedy (Ex The Bronx)
Mike Hranica (The Devil Wears Prada)
Jeremy DePoyster (The Devil Wears Prada)
James Baney (The Devil Wears Prada)
Chris Rubey (The Devil Wears Prada)
Andy Trick (The Devil Wears Prada)
Daniel Williams (The Devil Wears Prada)
wiL Francis (Aiden)
Angel Ibarra (Aiden)
Nick Wiggins (Aiden)
Jake Davison (Aiden)
Tom Gabel (Against Me)
Scott Russo (Unwritten Law)
Steve Morris (Unwritten Law)
Pat "PK" Kim (Unwritten Law)
Leah Duors (McQueen)
Jack Barakat (All Time Low)
Ben Weinman (Dillinger Escape Plan)
Liam Wilson (Dillinger Escape Plan)
Greg Puciato (Dillinger Escape Plan)
GIGS COMING UP
Deathstars
Mariyln Manson
Arch Enemy / Suffocation
Winds of Plague
Lamb of God / Devil Driver / Shadows Fall
Chimiara
Big Day Out
Soundwave Festival( Faith No More, My Chemical Romance, Jane's Addiction, AFI, Paramore, HIM, Alexisonfire, Taking Back Sunday, Trivium, Sunny Day Real Estate, Eagles of Death Metal, The Get Up Kids, Reel Big Fish, Meshuggah, All Time Low, A Day to Remember, It Dies Today, Escape the Fate, Clutch, Anti-Flag, Isis, Gallows, A Wilhelm Scream, The Weakerthans, Emarosa, Anvil, The Devil Wears Prada, Comeback Kid, The Almost, Dance Gavin Dance, Four Year Strong, You Me at Six, Whitechapel, The Aquabats, Rolo Tomassi, Baroness, Rx Bandits, Maximum the Hormone, The Creepshow)
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