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YoshiZombie
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location: B-ville, Tennessee (United States)

Last online: September 25th, 2012, 12:05 am
member since: July 8th, 2011
title: Starling

Blog: Fleeby Fleeby Fleeby Snoi Snoi Snoi!

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About Me

The name is Yoshi Von Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Yes, that is my real name.

I have a family that I protect with every ounce of my spline.

I have a badass son (Tryndamere Jake AKA Tj AKA Tryndamookie) and a princess (Kayli AKA Kayli Bug).

I base my life around MLP lessons.

I write letters to Celestia.

And use ponies to describe almost every mood and situation I'm in.

I love MJ
I love toking buddies (even if its online)

So if ya wanna toke, ask for my skype or stickam ^^

I love my life. I am extremely happy and drama free

If you aren't, I don't want to hear it.

No "I hate my life" bs around me. I don't want your drama.

I am an anime geek. My life is a cosplay.

Seriously, I am a fox demon when I go to the grocery store by myself >.>

I am a gamer geek. It consumes my being.

Lately I play a lot of PC and PS3 games

Addictions include: WoW, LoL, (ask for my summoner name!) and fucking Sims (Never thought I'd get into that one ha)

I have a ps3, ps2, wii, 360, nes, N64, DS, gameboy color and more to come

I Belly Dance/Fire Dance.

99.9% Dyke.

My boyfriend (The .1%) is my world..

Fucking Thunder buddies for life, son!

Also, a large portion of my life is consumed with lesbian porn

.........

and beer.

So thats me. Lesbian porn on the laptop, BF3 on the tv, controller in one hand and the other hand down my pants >.>

.....at all times.

Friendship if fucking magic, ok?

The End?

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x_Tards_R_Us_x	Hey shugga, how ya been? October 25, 2012, 5:24PM
sylverasylum	heyy whatws up September 17, 2012, 12:01PM
VayneSulpher	Haha awe that makes it even cuter! ------ I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world September 5, 2012, 1:59AM
TRSH	Uhm..I'm in love with you....? September 1, 2012, 5:18PM
Zandaino	yeah, but we're not addicted too them though lol September 1, 2012, 3:55PM
Zandaino	your kid is soo adorable! i can't wait till my fiance and i have ours ^^ August 31, 2012, 1:30AM
Wisteria	why did he freak you out? August 30, 2012, 7:26PM
Wisteria	no which is why you me and Dave and Chris with a K should all go to a brony meeting together sometime August 25, 2012, 4:32AM
Wisteria	I replied to your comment on my picture: Me and my best friend ♥ Your comment: I'm so glad I'm not pregnant anymore and I can be an irresponsible responsible drunk with you! My reply: dude we so need to do that shit again... [This comment was generated automatically.] August 24, 2012, 6:43PM
Wisteria	I miss you -_- August 22, 2012, 12:47PM
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