Music,
Driving,
Decent movies,
Being massaged,
What little time I get with my lass,
Martial arts and cooking.

Most pop music, intricate jazz, shite drivers, people who say "whatever" all the time, slow sports, bad movies, people who are too stupid to understand when you're mocking them, arseholes, the Atlantic ocean, the UK Government, lousy writers, heartbreak, liars, cheaters, televangelists, religious extremeists (regardless of religion), going to the bank and finding out you're more broke than you thought, food delivered cold, and pretty much any movie with any Gyllenhall in it (except The Dark Knight, because when she died, I howled with laughter).

Oh dear christ, you want me to list it?.... pretty much everything from ABBA to ZZ Top (and yes, just because I don't write down Avenge Sevenfold or Sepultura, or sometimes even Pendulum or Prodigy, doesn't mean they're not in there). Basically, if music's good, it doesn't matter what genre it is, it'll still be good.

Again, far too many to list, but mostly character based movies, although the occasional eye candy piece with shooting and explosions can be appealing.

And again, far too many to list, Stephen King is good, so is Paul Brittan, James Rennie, etc.